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Me? You should really ask me a question about what you want to know. I'm not so good at just describing myself openly in this sort of thing. I feel I'm either so short that I end up not putting anything down in fear that people will think I'm rude or something stupide like that, or I ramble on far too long and don't put anything down because people will lose interest and not read it anyway. I pay way too much attention to detail when telling a story. I try so hard to put the perfect image in the listener's head that I end up telling half of about 31* stories ranging from 7-9 pts*¹ and rarely ever end up finishing the main story, or getting the point across that I intended to in the beginning. I hate it when I realize hours later that I didn't finish my story. I hate it even more when I think about how the listener didn't get me back on point and make me finish the first story*². I'm not sure if I just confused them so much that they think I'm finished, or if they just want me to be quiet*³. What I hate most though, is when people interrupt me. I pause a lot and breathe while I talk. I'msorryIdon'ttalklikethis. Don't interrupt. That's just crappy behavior. Um... if I could entertain myself well enough, I'd probably become a hermit*³. You know the song they play on the Mercenaries 2 video game commercial? No? Well, it's pretty awesome.

* Probably not 31. Probably around 6. 31 is my favorite number backwards. 13.
*¹ On a scale of 5 to 47 pts. What? Who cares what scale I use!?!
*² I forgot what I was going to put for 2.
*³ Which makes the ARMY Survival Manual make more sense. Right?

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